Life has no boundaries.
ragecomics4you:

Keep staring at the flashing green dot, and the yellow dots will fade or disappear due to motion-induced blindnesshttp://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

Keep staring at the flashing green dot, and the yellow dots will fade or disappear due to motion-induced blindness

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buttlass:

boys be like “YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF REJECTION” as if girls have never been fuckin rejected before


In the Dark and Underwater
maketimetotime:

yumy,yum!

maketimetotime:

yumy,yum!

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

drythroats:

Ugh. Dream wedding dress.

drythroats:

Ugh. Dream wedding dress.

When people say “You’ve changed” there’s a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to.
Anonymous  (via suckstho)
You’ve got an awfully kissable mouth.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bernice Bobs Her Hair  (via eyeohtah)
ragecomics4you:

Baby chameleon playing with waterhttp://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

Baby chameleon playing with water

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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen